Question

I love a having a conference call with my daughter yelling out ohhh toodles (mickey mouse slang) ‍♀️ what's your favorite quartine moments with the kiddos?  

Answer 1

A few weeks ago, my 3 year old was supposed to be napping and he woke up to the go the bathroom. Yay! I’m on a video call with both my admin, my husband is on a video call with his head executives and we hear “I pooped! I need some help wiping! I pooooooped! Somebody? Anybody? ” Luckily, my husband was able to disable video for the 2 minutes it took to run upstairs but we are still laughing about it!  

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@trantrance you win lol  

Answer 2

I am embarrassed to admit the things my boys do and say in a local group  

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@jacklin come on mom we need these tales lol.  

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@brill96 yesterday my 3 year old told me his 6 year old brother was being a baby bitch because my 6 year old threw a tantrum over a dog treat  My husband had to address that one, i was hiding in my sweatshirt trying to stifle laughs to not encourage him.  

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Send booze, we got it rough over here haha

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@jacklin not baby bitch  

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@brill96 oh yes, he was retelling the story of his brothers downfall that led to time out. "And THEN Owen was being a baby bitch. "  

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@jacklin I don't blame you for chuckling. That's hella funny lol.  

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@brill96 dad came in for the win and told him we can't say that  I'm not excited for all the great names they come up with for the rest of their lives

Answer 3

My 1 year old son loves Mickey Mouse clubhouse! Oh tooties I calll him

Answer 4

2 favorites! First is my dogs, constantly fighting under my kitchen table! Second today my son army crawled across the entire kitchen so he would not be seen in the video call!  

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@tunesmith love it lol

Answer 5

I had to yell at my son (4th grade) no zoom calls in the bathroom! And put on a shirt. He said, but mom, I’ve gotta poop. and the camera’s off and I’m on mute. Mortified ‍♀️

Answer 6

Ugh my cat vomited up a massive fur ball. It was so embarrassing.  

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@sepal2 yikes. I would have been feeling the same girl

Answer 7

Made the mistake of letting her say 'hi' to everyone one day. Now EVERY call my camera is turned off because this is my view

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@christoper the lack of personal space lol

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@brill96 ZERO space all day  

Answer 8

The other day my 3 yr old came out of her room during “quiet time” while I was on a conference call and very loudly said “mom, my nap time is not over, but I want the iPad ok” ‍♀️

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@dull4474 lol.  

Answer 9

I forget that I’m on video even though I’m muted and I do the “mom glare” to my kids ‍♀️

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@monofilament hahaha. I cant imagine  

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@monofilament I had to put a sticky note over the camera on my computer just for that reason. I can’t forget if I’m in video or not.  

Answer 10

I get kicked in the head from a child behind me on the couch in his underwear watching Blippi on the iPad.  

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@tony7 lol I can't  

Answer 11

My daughter who's still nursing and has been pretty verbal since 8mo came up on an informal zoom call with my employees and asked for boob. Thanks to my husband who taught her that. ‍♀️ Luckily my employees all knew I nursed because they knew I pumped at work but, seriously. Embarrassing!  

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@raye9 breast fed babies have zero cares lol

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@brill96 nursing in public? No problem. Her asking for boob. "just a little of my boob mom" is enough for me to blush.  

Answer 12

My son calls his pinky toe his candy toe and the next one is the sugar toe.  

Answer 13

I still use toodles, from when my daughter watched the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, she is 15yrs old now.  

Answer 14

Getting my daughter ready for a zoom meeting with her class using our home computer. I finally get her connected when I realize I forgot to remove a big weed leaf virtual background I had up as a joke from a personal call I had with some friends from Colorado. Ugh so mortified

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@raye9 Simms lol

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@brill96 yeah! Not our finest moment lol

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@raye9 Simms hey its legal lol.  

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@brill96 so true but Behind a 1st graders head had to be a shocker  

Answer 15

When my 10 year son needed to find something around the house that rhymed with shoe and I couldn’t come up with anything but  so he shared his poop emoji pillow on his Zoom call. I’m not sure his teacher appreciated it  

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@mccarthy the teacher was definitely feeling some kinda way

Answer 16

My not my favorite but the most ridiculous. In a zoom video meeting but my 2 year old is having diarrhea so I am sitting on the bathroom floor with her on the toilet and her hugging me (video and mic off except for brief moments I unmute to talk. hoping they can’t hear anything besides my voice) during my meeting. ‍♀️

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@decisive what if they thought you were the one with the poops lol

Answer 17

My daughter called the cheddar goldfish snack “Chuck E Cheese goldfish”

Answer 18

We are potty training and my son isn't quite ready for his big boy underwear or even pants without underwear. Let's just say, he is known as the Zoom Streaker around my company these days  

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@birkner2884 the potty training is tough around here

Answer 19

I have teens - 18 year old daughter and 15 year old son. Hands down my favorite thing about quarantine is that we eat dinner together at the dinner table - no TV, no phones. The best part is that I didn’t really outlaw the phones but we are so busy talking about life that they don’t feel the need for a distraction. This is the one aspect that I will always be grateful for during this time. Once life goes back to some aspect of normalcy, I know I will be craving this time with my babies.  

Answer 20

When I realized early on that if I use my microwave it boots everybody off the WiFi. Now I have to check with everyone before I use it