Question

What’s eating my bush please?  

Answer 1

Crime watch uk "Serial Bush Mucher still at large" police are asking for any witnesses to cum forward  

Answer 2

Charlotte, any ideas?  

Answer 3

love it. no social distancing than?  

Answer 4

Well it's not me, it looks far too prickly.  

Answer 5

Looks a bit manky

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@disheveled5440 nae one likes a manky one  

Answer 6

Look under the leaves. what ever it Is won't be far

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Jerez she's a bit forward  

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Hopefully yer partner  

Answer 9

Loving these comments  

Answer 10

Shut up and enjoy it xx

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Obviously something that shouldn't be  

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Here for the comments  

Answer 13

Just came here for comments. Never disappoint!  

Answer 14

I’m really sorry to not scroll back to read all the comments. it’s a funny post . but on a serious note and answer to your question.  It a viburnum. and it has viburnum beetle. xx

Answer 15

You need to spray it with a mildew insect killer now. Then you'll see the difference.  

Answer 16

Nothing's eating my bush during lockdown. desperate times, desperate measures  

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@foah86406 Evans. Haha another naughty one!  

Answer 17

On a serious note, it could be the Prawn Fly ! I've seen a few Prawns at the top of bushes many years ago , before i settled down and married. Ohhh. i love the Prawn ! ;-)

Answer 18

Loving the comments. I'm crying  

Answer 19

Oh my  

Answer 20

People telling the poor woman to spray her bush with insect killer  definitely an a&e trip

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@edmond they obviously listen to trump too much  x

Answer 21

@elora what's eating your bush

Answer 22

That is soooo tempting  

Answer 23

Oooo er missus !  

Answer 24

@aalst6 do you have this problem  

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@zymogenic635 I’m lost  

Answer 25

I’m pro Bush, just to let everyone know ‍♂️

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@lennon1 Are you available to sort my bush?  

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@lennon1. Yes me too, what man doesnt love a good bush!. Great for wildlife, you might even find the odd dormouse ferreting away inside, they like to hide their nuts inside.!  

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@edmond is it essential?  

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@edmond ah, old bush. Not sure my trimmers are up to it? I’m willing mind

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@edmond. Oo thought I was trimming your Bush, maybe @lennon1 and I could share the burden  

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@caudell Matthews Both of you can hack it to death it's fine with me  x

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@edmond. I'm there! We will give it a good going over for you  

Answer 26

Vicky Matley  

Answer 27

Spray it with soapy water for a few days

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@futures941 for real lol

Answer 28

@iata278 Kez Upton the comments on this have had me howling

Answer 29

Bush crabs, nasty things. Make sure you keep your Bush well trimmed.  

Answer 30

Too funny  x

Answer 31

Just came to look at the comments  

Answer 32

Is that an ' Eve price' Viburnum ? If so its most definitely a viburnum beetle ~ Treat the larvae as soon as they hatch, anytime now or just squish them before they pupate!  

Answer 33

I can't help it. Lol

Answer 34

This is a good one

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Not me ‍♂️

Answer 36

Viburnum beelte

Answer 37

These comments are a good read lol

Answer 38

Are u near the sea side might be Crabs

Answer 39

A nice bush is also good for hedgehogs. They love little ferret around inside!  

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Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the comments.  

Answer 41

Yeah I would also say caterpillars  

Answer 42

Brett Goldsmith do you have any advice? Lol  xx

Answer 43

I don't beat about the Bush id rather be init

Answer 44

I'm crying  

Answer 45

. are they munching around the edges or are you finding they are going straight to the heart of your Bush?.  

Answer 46

Gonna end up blocked me  last time it was the beautiful pussy willow ‍♀️

Comments

@dumb18. This post will go down in the annals of the gardening forum history as perhaps being one of thee most unintentionally funniest posts ever! It's a fantastic insight into just how cheeky the great British public really are  

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@caudell Matthews knee everyone would have a good laugh lol

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Just shows how something like a simple mistake in wording can have an entire groups mind in the gutter

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@dumb18 there’s been a few corkers lately, especially the lady who wanted advice on how to make her passage more appealing  

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That beautiful pussy willow post about killed me  

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@dimorphous. Haha hands up im with the dirty minds on this one  

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@hoye9380. Ah bobbins I think I may have missed that one!  

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@calvities I saw that one it was great  

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@hoye9380 it was a corker  

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@caudell Matthews my mind went straight there ain't gonna lie  

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@calvities. This made me laugh out loud!  

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@dimorphous. I think we are all suffering with this lock down ( accidentally said lick down earlier!  

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@calvities. I'm with you brother!  

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@caudell Matthews  I think were gonna need a bigger gutter

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@dimorphous. Ditto to that!  

Answer 47

Keely @waxwing Stanford read the comments key  

Answer 48

Omg .  

Answer 49

@bissau69454 Mcdonnell read the comments hahaha

Answer 50

Crikey I think that bush needs pruning right down. to the roots  

Answer 51

Short back and sides

Answer 52

Does it smell funny? (Serious question)  only I have the exact same bush, something’s eating it and it stinks!  

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@hooves72 Iv not smelt it  

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@hooves72 my you got a big bush then

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@hooves72 oh god no. I can’t take any more  

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@dumb18 well mine smells like dog shite especially on a hot day  

Answer 53

I fOr OnE aM sO apPaUlEd bY aLl ThE rUdE aNd uNhElPfUl cOmMeNtS. AdMiN, aDmIn.  

Answer 54

Sauce n salad with your bush mam lol

Answer 55

Any regrets posting this comment yet?  

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@waxwing Hussey no not at all  it is a serious question but must admit I did deliberately ask in a way to give everyone a giggle pmsl

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@waxwing Hussey. No regrets from me!  

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@dumb18 thankyou we’re all p. g ourselves, or is it squirting ‍♂️‍♂️

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@calvities it was a actually should have seen it when I put the hose on it  

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@dumb18 You've definitely given us all a really good laugh thank you! We need it while we're all in lockdown. Hilarious!  

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Ashley @waxwing/activity" class="qa-user-link">waxwing Ashley @waxwing/activity" class="qa-user-link">waxwing Stevens do you have this problem with your bush  

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I heard something mentioned about looking at how nicely kept bushes are around the neighborhood. This one. this one needs careful attention.  

Answer 58

Only you, Sonja!  xx

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You should be so licky. I mean lucky  

Answer 60

Your bush needs a good trim hun  

Answer 61

Well rude lol

Answer 62

Wow lucky girl!  

Answer 63

Thats not quite how I would word this post  

Answer 64

Seriously it's like carry on film on here . ooh matron have you seen my snippers

Answer 65

You can get a cream from the pharmacy for that

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@charliecharline your not allowed to go out to buy cream for your bush remember  

Answer 66

Thomas is this you again?  

Answer 67

These comments omg  if you're after a serious answer, it's probably sawfly/viburnum beetle. I'm afraid I don't know how to treat it, they've been munching on my bush something terrible too  

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@tensimeter Puente. Oh blimey not you too! Everyone news flash!. We have a serial bush muncher on our hands!  

Answer 68

Emilio @basuto31 Steven Cook ain't you both Bush munching professionals?  

Answer 69

Look I don’t mean to be rude but some of us are in lockdown alone.  serious note probably caterpillars!