Day 12, 13 & 14 of the Sarah is trying to kill me diet. Actually she is trying to kill me by overworking me like a rented mule the last few days, which is why I have been too exhausted to post anything. I have torn out our old fireplace in the bedroom and am reinstalling a new one. Yeah me! [In a sarcastic tone] Three day recap: 1. I find it more difficult every day to eat my over-medium eggs without toast. Something seems anti-American (or anti-Canadian for my northern friends) to eat eggs this way without toast. 2. Yes, I lick the plate. You don’t allow toast on this diet, so what am I supposed to do? 3. It’s not pretty. 4. We have stumbled across a “sweet tea” squirty bottle-flavor-enhancer-thingy to add to our water. I live in the south. Don’t take away my sweet tea. 5. The hunger has moved to more of an annoyance and the number of people that could be victims of homicide has moved into the single digits. 6. I get constantly scolded (like a child) for not eating enough by Sarah (my mom). 7. I’ve lost a little over 20lbs and my “don’t fit me shorts”, now fit. 8. Sarah is now down 5 lbs. An obvious result of smooth move tea. Happy Starvation! -@blunger4
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