Day 6,945,752 of the Sarah is trying to kill me diet.

Question

Day 6, 945, 752 of the @aftmost is trying to kill me diet. Rule #1. Carbs. They just aren’t worth it Rule #2. Eat the sheet. Rule #3. See rule #1. Rule #4. After age 40. Don’t go to clubs anymore. It’s just not worth it. For reference, I use my “Noise app” to monitor decibels since I work in helicopters and airplanes. Usually in the airplane I’m at about 82-85 decibels, helicopter is usually 92-93 decibels. The club I was at tonight was a consistent 102-105 decibels. So, what have we learned? Stop eating carbs and going to clubs. You are too old for that. Just stay at home and eat your salad. Happy starvation- Chris.  

Answer 1

This is so true. Love you honey. We are certainly too old to hang with our friends at their 40th birthday parties and I will certainly be feeling my lame attempt at dancing tomorrow.  

Comments

@aftmost dancin those carbs away! Five star time-never to old.  

Answer 2

Thanks for sharing noise app, I too work in a high constant noise and earplugs help but not always

Answer 3

I sleep with a high decibel., but I love him anyway.  

Answer 4

This cracked me up! I needed the giggle! Thank you!  

Answer 5

Over 40 all Clubs hurt. the Wooden ones, Drinking Ones and even the golfing ones can throw your back out

Answer 6

Wait til 50 comes!  

Answer 7

You are entertaining. thanks!  

Answer 8

Because of IP I am in much better shape now at 62 than I was in my 40s!  

Answer 9

I try to bring earplugs everywhere.  

Answer 10

But ya'll are still so cute.  

Answer 11

Happy starvation lol

Answer 12

I was definitely was the old lady at a concert last week who brought earplugs. The last concert at that venue was 120+ decibels and I couldn’t hear well for 24 hours, yuck! Keep up the great work! Love the stories!  

Answer 13

Oh man, you know you’re getting old when unnecessarily loud noises piss you off. I’m there! Also, thanks for reminding me. I’d be further along if I’d eat the sheet. and not play fast and loose!