+47 votes
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Hello, I am a Professional SEO Expert having excellent technique. I love to take the hard challenging site Do you have any challenging for me?  
Hello, I am a Professional SEO Expert having excellent technique.

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+11 votes
by (3.3k points)
Yes do what 12 seo experts could not do get me leads for an Australian catering company www. allsuburbs. com. au and the bag of gold is yours
by (250 points)
@melodymeloid you need to start with fixing your website!  
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No we are caterers not web developers we pay to have sites fixed by people who know more than us
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Does 3, 000, 000 a year but can do a lot more hungry people are also looking for value
by (230 points)
@melodymeloid did none of the 12 seo experts include or suggest a redesign of your site?  
by (680 points)
@melodymeloid I agree with everyone that a redesign is in order. No sense in sending people to it if they're not going to able to convert.  
by (570 points)
@melodymeloid You've had 12 SEO experts and none of them told you to hire someone to redesign the website? I don't see how that's possible.  
by (3.3k points)
Ripleys believe it or not maybe the all read the seo guru hand book
by (820 points)
@melodymeloid are you having a problem with ranking or turning the traffic into leads?  
by (3.1k points)
@melodymeloid conversion strategies would double your income, probably more, without spending another penny on SEO or marketing. Why reach further when you could massively convert more with what you've already got?  
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Ranking we buy heaps of traffic and covert about 1 in 5 leads to a sale
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@melodymeloid then work with a CRO expert who can turn that into 2 in 5!  
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@melodymeloid I'm genuinely gobsmacked at a 20% conversion rate with that site. No offence, just genuinely gobsmacked.  
by (550 points)
. You need CRO, and SEO. Rankings are also based on site userbility and users interact with your site. You need a site breakdown, and quick CRO run through.  
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@greige this will surprise you more this $500 website does $1, 000, 000 plus a year for last say 15 years www. budgetcatering. com. au and its a clone of another site
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@nickola26 happy with our systems just hard to find team members who can sell i double their sales every week but maybe i care more
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@melodymeloid that's part of it. And as an owner you always will care more. Process & continual training is super important as well
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You can train skills but hard to train attitude sadly
by (260 points)
@melodymeloid you need to get in touch with Kurt Philip from Convertica, they will massively increase your conversions
by (3.1k points)
@melodymeloid. Strewth! Can I be SEO expert number 13 please? I want to work with you in your industry. You amaze me.  
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@greige try www. mycaterer. com. au you can get 6 quotes but guess what we own them all gorilla marketing  
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@greige like your site one of the better ones you know your stuff and keep up to date most dont well done
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@melodymeloid I'm in the UK. But how about the SEO job? . Only kidding, there's a boatload of better SEOs than me in this community. I'm rocketfuel with CRO though.  £16, 000, 000 for one client in one year and plenty of others over the million mark. Also. I love Australia and all Australians, , , well the nice ones  
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@greige I like them when we beat them at cricket  
by (950 points)
Your website design sucks just like your ignorance. You are and old man with a closed mind. Start hiring some good Ux/Ui designer, and some good copywriter. Bye
by (3.3k points)
@janik what a very nice person you are we teach manners here for you we would do free lessons as its be kind to animals week
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@snavely10 Holgate we like you too
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@greige you would love us we have a good sense of humour and open mind
by (950 points)
@melodymeloid Ok. But first fix your website design and stop creating 2847283 posts in Facebook crying about no leads
by (3.3k points)
@janik get tons of leads if you read the 2847283 +1 posts just not from so called Seo experts like you
by (950 points)
@melodymeloid lel, I'm not seo expert. And I'm exceptical about this tons of leads. Lol, you are so funny, grandpa.  
+31 votes
by (470 points)
Please rank me for Casino Hire.  
https://funcasinofun.co.uk
+22 votes
by (3.1k points)
As a demo, If you can get my website number 1 position nationwide in the UK for the term "web design" I shall then consider paying for your services. (Worth a shot. Potentials hit me with this all the time. )
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I will also give you "exposure" and recommend you to my friends.  
by (230 points)
@greige no pressure lol
+16 votes
by (790 points)
How about a #1 ranking for "buy SEO services". I can only get up to #2.  
+10 votes
by (2.3k points)
People will be convinced if your bio says "Google doesn't rank me I rank google"
+47 votes
by (540 points)
Please rank me for "Free Corona Virus Scan Tool & Internet Security".  
+5 votes
by (5.2k points)
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+38 votes
by (5.2k points)
Friendster. com
+23 votes
by (510 points)
Yes, Please rank for “Hello, I am a Professional SEO Expert having excellent technique. I love to take the hard challenging site Do you have any challenging for me? ”
+22 votes
by (730 points)
Just get a Wix site to number 1 for the keyword 'web host' and we will consider you worthy  
+42 votes
by (900 points)
Rank for “BBC”
+9 votes
by (810 points)
Here is a challenge . I want my site to appear first in Google results when you search for Google in Google search.  
+30 votes
by (600 points)
I want to rank for query "Donald Trump"  
+20 votes
by (800 points)
I have a $3. 5k/mo budget and I would like to be #1 for payday loan
+9 votes
by (1.7k points)
Do you need E & O insurance  
+25 votes
by (4.8k points)
Scheiler? Is that you?!?!  
+22 votes
by (1.4k points)
Yes, please rank for "I love to take the hard"
+12 votes
by (480 points)
I have a simple one, Outrank the hand that shows when you search the keyword "Thanos"
+47 votes
by (720 points)
Please rank for "How to Deal With Social Media Trolls"  
+35 votes
by (490 points)
A longtail. it will be easy rank for "Here in my garage" rank above Tai Lopez.  
+9 votes
by (1.7k points)
Viagra. Payday loan. Gambling. Good luck!  
+24 votes
by (2.8k points)
Steven, seems this guys post is giving your memes a run for their money in the hilarity stakes  Glad you allowed this post, keeps the blood running through the group  
+42 votes
by (470 points)
Enough humiliation I guess, delete the post brother.  
by (470 points)
@legroom I can take it, check your first comment reaction. :p I am a "take it easy" type guy.  
+25 votes
by (480 points)
Yes, please rank for "Click here"
+31 votes
by (960 points)
I need to rank for "selling my annuity payments" can you help?  
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