Question

Is it true that it's a small positive ranking signal if I turn my server so that it's facing Mountain View? Does anyone else have any other equally-credible SEO strategies to share?  

Answer 1

If you spend at least $250 on google cloud every month, your site will be on page one  

Comments

I wish this was true, but I can confirm its not

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@nguyen that’s because your doing it wrong. Before you pay your bill you have to spin in a circle three times and clap as loud as you can so google hears you and recognizes your dedication.  

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@maziar fuck I will try that next week. Thanks for the heads up  

Answer 2

That's how I'm ranking #1 right now.  

Answer 3

Sing "I've gone from rags to riches" while building links.  

Answer 4

Put a magnet on your server facing towards mountain view so that it can catch all the positive signals from there. (Must try It works). <<-- Pro tip

Comments

@nealy1 and of that doesn’t work hang crystals in your server room and burn incense to help bring positive chi into the room haha.  

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@maziar hahaha

Answer 5

This is correct however the most important fact, open the Window and Hope its cold weather. The server Will work Hard under those blooming conditions

Answer 6

I put a small radio in the same room as the server and have Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Freebird" playing so it doesn't get lonely. Always good for an extra 2 to 4 position in the serps ;)